Statistically Scorpio

Can astrology survive peer review?

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Project maintained by statisticallyscorpio Hosted on GitHub Pages — Theme by mattgraham

For years I’ve been told:

• Scorpios are red flags
• Geminis can’t be trusted
• Virgos need to relax
• Mercury is responsible for basically everything

As a data scientist, I have questions.

This project uses anonymous survey responses, statistics, and machine learning to investigate whether astrology placements actually correlate with real-world outcomes—or whether we’ve all been aggressively pattern-matching for centuries.

Take the Survey

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Current Sample Size

Coming Soon

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Current Allegations

Sign	Status
Aries	Started the investigation, got impatient, left
Taurus	Refusing to move until presented with snacks
Gemini	Under Investigation
Cancer	Emotionally cooperating with authorities
Leo	Allegations Unconfirmed
Virgo	Refused Comment
Libra	Awaiting a second opinion
Scorpio	Under Investigation
Sagittarius	Fled the scene for “personal growth”
Capricorn	Requested this meeting be added to the calendar
Aquarius	Denies being from this planet
Pisces	Could not be reached; currently dissociating

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About

This project combines anonymous survey responses, statistical analysis, and machine learning to investigate whether birth chart features provide measurable predictive value for real-world outcomes.